quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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