So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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