I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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