ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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