it hurts more in the daytime
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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