brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
