He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Randomize
