Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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