ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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