it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
