cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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