so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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