so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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