Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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