My friends, they love my intelligence
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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