I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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