I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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