What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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