Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Randomize
