Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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