Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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