Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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