We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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