hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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