You made me cry and you don't even care
I want to make a zoo with you.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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