idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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