I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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