Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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