Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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