Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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