I don't remember. Are we still dating?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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