the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
