please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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