i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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