Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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