Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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