We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I lost the right to judge tonight
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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