if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Welp...herpes.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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