Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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