Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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