I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
tell me about the eggs
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