wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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