Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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