it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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