She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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