Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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