so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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