yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I'm really busy with my period
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