I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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