After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Randomize
