New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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