is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
