yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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