Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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