quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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