My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
