It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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